Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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