this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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