D3 body, D1 cock
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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