she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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