I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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