Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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