marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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