Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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