so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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