but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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