FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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