Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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