the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think a kid would responsible me up
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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