Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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