Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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