Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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