weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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