I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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