She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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