So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm sobbing to NWA
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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