answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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