I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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