there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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