Got a toothbrush?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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