I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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