i already hear my dad disowning me
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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