He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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