If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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