You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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