I love black thongs
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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