My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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