how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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