Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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