i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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