I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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