It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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