fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ambien. No doubt about it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
