So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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