I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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