who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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