no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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