yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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