Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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