the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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