theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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