Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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