That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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