real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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