ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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