Having a random hookup so left but love u
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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