About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
