On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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