Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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