their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
wow bdsm is so cute
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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