Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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